Hello. My name is Jerlynne. I used to be a blogger. I've been away for a while.
I did have some valid reasons for my absence...
10. I've been hypnotized into submission by Gilles' hips on DWTS (even if he IS dancing with "the muppet"). I was going to post a scene from "Sex and the City," but I didn't want my blog to be flagged as "adult content."
9. I've been rebuilding my relationship with Target. Now that the taxes are paid, I think we can start seeing each other again. We're taking it slow.
8. I've been discovering the pleasure that is mother/daughter pedicures.
7. I've been excercising instead of blogging (I am SOOOO kidding on this one).
6. I've been spending time with my family in Park City (those are my crazy kids swimming in the outdoor pool while it is snowing). This is, of course, the day before they announced the Swine Flu has hit Utah - specifically Park City. So now I've been stocking up on hand sanitizer (really - you know that I have).
5. I've been memorizing the soundtrack to Wicked and counting the days!
4. I have been devastated by the realization that my son is addicted to his phone - he was texting when I took this picture. HE COULDN'T STOP FOR 5 MINUTES!
3. I've been channeling my inner Edward and reading your minds regarding my lack of posting. Might I say that some of you need to clean up your language?
2. I've been cowering in fear, unable to function, thinking that Danny Gokey would be in the finals of American Idol. My fears are now unfounded and I am now free to re-join the living.
1. I've been cursing the darn bleepity bleeps who created computer viruses! Sorry for the language - I learned it from you.
9 years ago
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3 comments:
Glad your back. I totally agree Danny had to go, I was more nervous for that announcement than DWTS. I am on strike now that Lil Kim got kicked off. Gilles is okay, and that is only because of his appearance on Sex in the City. So I am routing for Shawn Johnson and Chris on Idol. To much reality.
Finally! Did Target take you back with open arms? Luckily, it's a very forgiving companion. Oh, and sorry about the bad language . . . I just really missed you!
One of the best blog posts ever!!! Gilles is going to win DWTS and Adam is going to wil Idol, but Kris will also have a recording contract and do awesome. No time for pedicures, way to jealous over here. Kids addicted to texting isn't all bad. You should have seen my kids faces when they came home from school and I took all their phones away until their chores were done to my satisfaction - oh, life was good one day, LOL.
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